Me: Hey Paul, it's Ben, is it absolutely imperative to have purple shorts tomorrow? I'd have to get them tomorrow morning.
?: Hey Ben! This isn't Paul.
Me: Oh, sorry! Clarissa must have given me the wrong number. Who is this? And sorry again.
?: You must have the wrong number.
Me: Yes, sorry.
?: Oh, and I don't know a Clarissa - but I do have purple shorts!